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Anyone Notice Miranda’s Facial Rxns from ABC?

Did an earlier post on this little gem of an episode on Friday night when I watched it on the West Coast.

Anywho, rewatched the episode again since I couldn’t get my bloody mind on how extremely bad it was (*people reading this nod*) and how crazy the two were. 

The new thing that I noticed was how nervous and even scared Miranda looked (12:39-56) when she told Gordon Ramsay she made only hourly and no tips. When she’s smiling, you can obviously tell it’s false, since genuine smiles cause the area around the eyes to wrinkle, but hers doesn’t. That and that little laugh at 12:51-2 is a nervous laugh. Throughout the entire segment her eyes shift away from very quickly whenever the camera focuses on her. 

I’m no expert on body language, but I do know how to read people well since it comes with my work, and I trust my gut feeling when I say that Miranda doesn’t look happy about this shtick. 

Poor girl. I hope she and Katy found new jobs by now. Someone who lives in the Scottsdale area, please tell me you know these two girls are working in better places now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg 
(Watch from 12:28-12:57)

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#kitchen+nightmares #gordon ramsay #Amy's Baking Company #Scottsdale AZ #waitressing #body language #crazy amy #stealing tips #youtube 

pseudomuse:

Amy’s Baking Company TV News Spot 5/15/2013

“I went into our facebook, and I saw these posts. These timeline posts, and I freaked out.” - Amy

Really? How freaked out did you get? Did you freak out so much that you were the one ACTUALLY POSTING THESE MESSAGES??? Seems to be.

“I tried to delete them, and I couldn’t!” - Amy

Wow, please. Try harder to do your damage control you sack of shit. Nobody is actually buying it.

“Absolutely nothing negative, have I said.” - Amy

And once again, more with the lies. If this really was a case of your facebook and yelp being hacked, then why is it that you have still yet to delete the images that were uploaded into your facebook profile? You know, this one here:

They’ve obviously been hacked guys. No seriously. Why are you still laughing at me? I’M WONDER WOMAN!

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insufficientlywipedanus:

By this logic, Amy and her husband can say/do whatever they want because they “GO TO CHURCH AND EVERYTHING.”

oh yay! someone got them on twitter too! Since one of the 10 Commandments says I can’t use the big guy’s name OH MY EFFING *** WHY AREN’T THEY INSTITUTIONALISED YET?

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"I can’t decide if it’s a choice
Getting swept away
I hear the sound of my own voice
Asking you to stay
And all we are is skin and bone
Trained to get along
Forever going with the flow,
But you’re friction"

Taylor Swift - “Treacherous”
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#taylor swift #treacherous #red #sleepless nights #country pop 

For Someone Doing PR, They’re Doing a Real Shitty Job

hitokiridarkempress:

You get this lame press conference letter on one Facebook page

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and on another page you find this.

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someone needs to go to the restaurant and push them to their limits and record it. THEN put it on tumblr and make it viral to prove to everyone that they’re still psycho.

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sociallyawkwardcatlady:

guys they have a twitter.

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sapphireseduction:

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I JUST SAW THIS ON THEIR NEW FACEBOOK PAGE

I’M CRYING

WHERE’S THE POPCORN WHEN I NEED IT?

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ancientart: Ancient Roman Garland Sarcophagus, made of Dokimeion marble, and dates to between 150 and 180 (Imperial). Courtesy & currently located at the Walters Art Museum, Baltimore, USA: Unlike many sarcophagi, this one is carved on all four sides in high relief. Garlands held by winged goddesses or personifications on the corners and Eros (Cupid) figures on the sides support the busts of a crowned deity (left) and a young girl (right). The sarcophagus was probably intended for her. In the center, on both the front and back, is a theatrical mask-on this side Tragedy, on the other, Comedy. Medusa heads decorate the ends. The lid takes the form of a temple roof with a pediment (triangular gable) at each end. This sarcophagus can be traced to a particular workshop active near the ancient quarry of Dokimeion in Phrygia in Asia Minor. Its discovery in Rome illustrates the long-distance trade in even very large, heavy luxury goods that took place at the height of the Roman Empire.

ancientart:

Ancient Roman Garland Sarcophagus, made of Dokimeion marble, and dates to between 150 and 180 (Imperial).

Courtesy & currently located at the Walters Art Museum, Baltimore, USA:

Unlike many sarcophagi, this one is carved on all four sides in high relief. Garlands held by winged goddesses or personifications on the corners and Eros (Cupid) figures on the sides support the busts of a crowned deity (left) and a young girl (right). The sarcophagus was probably intended for her. In the center, on both the front and back, is a theatrical mask-on this side Tragedy, on the other, Comedy. Medusa heads decorate the ends. The lid takes the form of a temple roof with a pediment (triangular gable) at each end.

This sarcophagus can be traced to a particular workshop active near the ancient quarry of Dokimeion in Phrygia in Asia Minor. Its discovery in Rome illustrates the long-distance trade in even very large, heavy luxury goods that took place at the height of the Roman Empire.

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